It’s Friday so I think some light-hearted nonsense is in order. I know I need some.
I’m a Taurus and from reading the description of what a Taurus women is:
The Taurus woman is feminine, soft and highly diplomatic. She has a lyrical speaking voice that soothes and comforts you, and she could even have a talented singing voice (Barbara Streisand is a Taurus). Ruled by Venus, Taurus is a sign which adores the arts–from music to painting–and will enthusiastically go to any cultural event her lover suggests. Her bed will be the pinnacle of comfort, with piles of pillows and a fluffy comforter. There might be fresh flowers in her bedroom, or she might have a glass wall overlooking a lush garden. She will make her environment so inviting you won’t want to leave, for Taurus adores comfort.
Oh yeah. I’ll buy that, but I bet there are those of you who read that and think that describes me too! It also says on “how to handle a Taurus woman” is to Treat her well and she’ll be yours for a long, long time.
Well, cha’ that most definitely doesn’t hurt.
Taurean women do not see social status while making their friends. They want to be friends with people who do not hide their true nature and come across as they really are.
And: A Taurean girl hates anything artificial, be the flowers in her vase or the friends in her life. She has to feel the fragrance of real roses and the presence of real people. The beauty of Mother Nature especially pleases her.
It Ain’t All Good
Most of the Taurus women are very possessive and particular about most of their belongings. They are very lazy and prefer living life as simply and easily as possible. They are very stubborn and can lose golden opportunities due to their attitude. Because of their love for food, they can easily put on weight.
So I’m stubborn but loyal, creative with a tendency to be lazy. Don’t piss me off and you’ll be fine. If you feed me too much that curvy roundness may require bigger clothes in the future. I think that describes a whole lotta women.
Then there’s this:
All-in-all, a Taurus woman is loyal, beautiful, and romantic. She makes for an ideal friend, a caring mother, and a very romantic lover. The most exciting Taurus woman characteristic is that, with her pleasant and dynamic existence, she can make anybody’s life bright and wonderful.
I like that way-y-y-y-y better.
One of those websites said a perfect gift for me is a Wonder Bra because of a Taurus’ woman’s “roundness.” Hmmm. Or maybe it’s because this Taurus woman isn’t what I read in the New York Daily News:
“. . .the national average bra size for a woman today is a 38 DD.” WHAT??? So, I guess a wonder bra is in order for me ‘cause mama needs a little help in that department. Seriously, 38 DD??!! When did that happen?!! Hubby knows there better be more than a Wonder Bra when he brings me a present.
I Only Believe It When It’s Good
As far as horoscopes go, I believe it if I stumble across one when it says something good or positive. If if says something bad or negative, I don’t. I clipped one out of a magazine a couple of years ago that said this and have it hanging on my bulletin board:
Keep believing in you! The New Moon promises that whatever you invest your time and energies in will have a big payoff attached. You may feel like you’re chasing your own caboose, but by month’s end, exhausting destractions take off on a different track. Wrap a crystal in red fabric and keep it under your pillow from the 3rd to the 18th. As you fall asleep and awaken, think of how much money you would like to make. You’ll stop losing sleep over things you can’t control.
Now, Free Will Astrology says this for me this week:
Someone at Reddit.com posted a question to the community: Could anyone help him recreate the aroma of the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland? He said he loved that smell. It was a blend of damp earth, rotting wood, and gunpowder. It had musty overtones, a hint of chlorine, and a tantalizing freshness. If only he could get that fragrance to permeate his house, he testified, he’d always be able to work at peak efficiency. You might want to follow his lead, Taurus. It’s a good time to identify and gather all the ingredients you would need to make sure your environment inspires you to the max.
Good thing I picked up some pachouli while I was in Woodstock. Now, I’m off to burn some, wear my Wonderbra, cook spaghetti and buy some wine for the weekend. We Taurus women — we do love our luxuries.
Have a good weekend. By the way, what’s your sign? .Horoscopes stuff: Taurus Woman Characteristics, Astrology Zone, Free Will Astrology Photo creds: Taurus woman, riding a bull